ʻO Michal Ždanský He kanaka hoʻolaʻa maoli ʻo Steve Ballmer iā Microsoft, e like me ka mea i ʻike ʻia e kāna mau ʻōlelo he nui e pili ana i nā mea hoʻokūkū, kahi i hōʻike maopopo ai ʻo Microsoft ka hoʻolālā maikaʻi loa a hana maikaʻi i nā mea āpau. ʻO ka nui o kāna mau ʻōlelo i lilo i mea pōkole, a ʻo ia ʻike pōkole i alakaʻi iā Microsoft e haʻalele i ke kaʻaahi ma nā mākeke koʻikoʻi. Server Digital Mea a pau ua hōʻuluʻulu i kahi papa inoa o nā ʻōlelo hoihoi loa ʻo Steve Ballmer o nā manawa āpau ʻO 13 mau makahiki o kona kūlana ma ke ʻano he luna nui o Microsoft. Ua koho mākou i nā mea pili iā Apple.
- 2004: "ʻaihue" ka waihona mele maʻamau ma ka iPod.
- 2006: ʻAʻole, ʻaʻohe aʻu iPod. ʻAʻole hoʻi kaʻu mau keiki. ʻO kaʻu mau keiki—ʻaʻole lākou e hoʻolohe ma nā ʻano he nui, e like me ka nui o nā keiki ʻē aʻe, akā ma ka liʻiliʻi ua holoi wau i kaʻu mau keiki ma ia ala-ʻaʻole lākou e ʻae ʻia e hoʻohana iā Google a ʻaʻole ʻae ʻia lākou e hoʻohana i nā iPod.
- 2007: ʻAʻohe manawa kūpono o ka iPhone e loaʻa i kahi māhele mākeke koʻikoʻi. ʻAʻohe manawa. He kelepona kōkua ʻia he $500.
- 2007: $500, hāʻawi kālā piha ʻia me ka uku? ʻO kēia ke kelepona pipiʻi loa ma ka honua, ʻaʻole ia e ʻōlelo i kekahi mea i nā mea kūʻai aku ʻoihana no ka mea ʻaʻohe kīpē, ʻaʻole ia he mīkini leka uila maikaʻi loa.
- 2008: Ma ka hoʻokūkū PC vs. Mac, ʻoi aku mākou ma mua o Apple 30 a 1. Akā, ʻaʻohe kānalua e hana maikaʻi ana ʻo Apple. No ke aha mai? No ka mea maikaʻi lākou i ka hāʻawi ʻana i kahi mea i pili pono akā paʻa, ʻoiai mākou e neʻe nei i kahi koho, e hele mai ana me kekahi mau hoʻololi i ka hopena. I kēia lā, ke hoʻololi nei mākou i ke ʻano o kā mākou hana ʻana me nā mea hana ʻenehana e hōʻoia i kā mākou hāʻawi ʻana i ka mea maikaʻi loa me ka ʻole o ka ʻae ʻana. E hana like mākou me nā kelepona - e hāʻawi mākou i kahi koho e hana i kahi pōʻai nui no ka mea kūʻai hope.
- 2010 (ma nā iPads): Ua loaʻa iā mākou Windows 7 ma nā papa a me nā papapihi no kekahi mau makahiki, a ua hoihoi ʻia ʻo Apple e hoʻohui i kahi holoʻokoʻa, e kiʻi i kahi huahana i ka mākeke kahi a lākou i kūʻai aku ai i nā mea ʻoi aku ka nui ma mua o koʻu makemake iā lākou, e maopopo. .
- 2010: ʻO Apple ʻo Apple. ʻOi aku ka paʻakikī iā lākou e hoʻokūkū. He mau mea hoʻokūkū maikaʻi lākou a he mau mea hoʻokūkū kumu kūʻai kiʻekiʻe. Ke hopohopo iki nei ka poʻe i kā mākou kumukūʻai haʻahaʻa. Loaʻa iā lākou kahi palena kiʻekiʻe ma kā lākou mau polokalamu, e hāʻawi iā lākou i kahi lumi nui e hoʻololi ai. ʻAe. Ua hoʻokūkū mua mākou me Apple.
- 2010: Akā ʻaʻole mākou e hoʻokuʻu iā lākou [Apple] me ka hakakā ʻole. ʻAʻole i ke ao o ka mea kūʻai aku. ʻAʻole i ka hana hou i ka ʻenehana. ʻAʻole mākou e ʻae iā Apple e mālama iā lākou iho. ʻAʻole e hiki. ʻAʻole i ko mākou noho ʻana ma ʻaneʻi.
- 2010 (ma ka wā post-PC): ʻAʻole lilo nā mīkini Windows i nā kaʻa. [E pane i ka hoʻohālikelike a Apple i nā PC a me nā papa i nā kaʻa a me nā kaʻa.]
- 2012: Ma kēlā me kēia māhele kahi e hoʻokūkū ai ʻo Apple, he mea pāʻani haʻahaʻa haʻahaʻa, koe wale nō nā papa.
A ʻo ka mea hope loa, kahi hui o nā manawa maikaʻi loa o Steve Ballmer:
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ʻAʻole makemake wau iā Steve Ballmer ma ke ʻano he Luna Nui. He kanaka ʻoluʻolu, ʻoluʻolu, ʻōhule, a me ka hoʻokalakupua ʻole e lele a puni ke kahua a hoʻokuʻu iā ia i loko o nā poʻo o kēlā me kēia mea e like me ke kaʻi o ka hui hockey. ʻAʻole kēia pehea e hana ʻia ai a ke manaʻo nei au e hoʻomaikaʻi ka CEO hou o Microsoft a hoʻokele hope i ka ʻoihana ma ke ala pololei.
Jobs, ma ka huli, programmatically hāpai i ka cult.
ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu he aha ka horsie.
He nīnau kēlā. E pili ana i ka poʻe me ko lākou poʻo ponoʻī.
He huahana maikaʻi ʻole ʻo Apple no nā iOS. ʻAʻole maopopo ke kumu kūʻai / hana ma ʻaneʻi. ʻAʻole laki ʻo Windows i ka hiamoe ʻana a he weliweli kāna OS mobile. No nā papa, maikaʻi ia no ka poʻe makemake e hana, akā ʻaʻole nui paha no ka poʻe makemake e leʻaleʻa. ʻAʻole wau e kamaʻilio e pili ana i nā W8 RT i hiki ʻole ke hoʻohana.
He huahana maikaʻi ʻole ʻo Apple… ʻAʻole laki ʻo Windows… weliweli kona OS… etc. He aha kēia mea lapuwale?! He aha kāu e kamaʻilio nei?!
"ʻO Apple kahi huahana pōʻino ..." e ʻae mai iaʻu e aʻo iā ʻoe. ʻAʻole ʻo Apple he huahana, akā he hui (ke ʻole ʻoe e kamaʻilio e pili ana i kā lākou kamepiula Apple I mua, aʻu e kānalua nei mai ka pōʻaiapili). :-)
ʻO kahi hipa ʻē aʻe e alualu ana i ka ʻikepili catalog.
Ua maopopo ia he 4x ka maikaʻi o ka Android ma ka pepa e like me ka HW. I ka hoʻomaʻamaʻa ʻana he 50% maikaʻi. Inā mākou e manaʻo i ka optimization maikaʻi, ʻoi aku ia i nā huahana Apple ma kahi kokoke i nā ʻano āpau.
He aha nā manaʻo a pau? :O)
hōʻike i ka nui a me ka hiki ʻole ke kāohi me ka lima hoʻokahi.
e hiamoe ʻoe a lawe i kāu mau lāʻau dementia... e hauʻoli ʻoe i nā trolls i ka spamming apple forums a me ka hahai ʻana i kāu quill :/
Ua lōʻihi ka manawa mai koʻu holo ʻana i ka hui a loaʻa iā Ballmer ma ka hui. ʻO ia mau hewa, kēlā me kēia. Ma kahi kaʻawale, ehia ka lepo i hāʻule i loko o ke kahawai o ka poka iā ia. A me nā ʻōlelo ma lalo nei? E pili ana i ka OS a me ka HW, etc. ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu. Akā ke manaʻo nei au he poʻe keiki lākou mai Facebook a i ʻole nā mea pāʻani pupule a ʻaʻole lākou i ʻike i kā lākou e kamaʻilio nei. Ma Czech Republic, aia wale nō kahi kaiāulu o ka poʻe i hoʻomaopopo iā Apple. Holo ka poʻe ʻē aʻe i ka nalu nui o ka hoʻokiʻekiʻe a me ka hōʻino no ka mea ua hōʻino pū ka lehulehu, a i ʻole, ʻaʻole lākou i ʻike i ke kumu. A ʻaʻole hiki iā lākou ke hoʻāʻo i ka ʻāpala. Hele mai au ma ia nalu. Ua inaina au i ka apple. A i kēia lā ʻaʻohe aʻu mea ʻē aʻe, ua kapa ʻia he epiphany :-D mahalo i ke Akua!!!!!
ʻAʻole hou ʻo Steve Ballmer!!!!!!!! Ua hana hewa ʻo ia iā Mrkvosoft. Pēlā nō ʻo ia i nānā aku ai. No ke Akua, pehea e hiki ai i ka lunamakaainana o kahi hui alakaʻi ke lele a puni ke kahua me ka puaʻa?????????????
HOOLAHA!!!