Petr Šourek Chuck norris. Pono e kākau hou? ʻO kēia hanana o nā makahiki i hala iho nei, kahi i haʻi ʻia ai ka nui o nā moʻolelo e hoʻopiha ai lākou i kekahi mau puke, ua hoʻopio paha ka honua holoʻokoʻa. A leʻaleʻa nā kānaka. No laila, ʻaʻole ia he mea kupanaha ua hiki mai kēia hanana i kā mākou iDevices nani.
Ua hala kekahi Pōʻalima mai ka pāʻani Chuck Norris: E lawe mai i ka ʻeha! paʻi ʻia e ka hui Ludigames, hoomaluia na Gameloft. Eia naʻe, pāʻani wale wau i kēia manawa, i ka wā i hoʻokomo ʻia ai ka Czech Republic ma Chuck Norris mania mahalo iā T-Mobile.
Ma hope o ka hoʻomaka ʻana i ka pāʻani, hoʻomanaʻo mai iaʻu i nā hana mua a Chuck, ʻo ka nui o nā kiʻiʻoniʻoni Nalo i ka hana, ʻoiai, ua paʻi ʻia me nā lono e pili ana i kēia mea keaka B-level. Pono ka pāʻani e leʻaleʻa, akā ua kūleʻa?
He maʻalahi ka moʻolelo. Hoʻomaka ia i ka wā i hoʻopuni ai ʻo Chuck Norris i ka honua e paʻi iā ia iho ma luna o ke poʻo. ʻO ka hopena, ua nalowale kona mau mana āpau, akā ua hāʻawi ʻia e hoʻopakele i nā mea hoʻopaʻa paʻa i mālama ʻia e "nā poʻe ʻino". ʻAʻole hiki iā ia ke hana, no laila ua hele ʻo ia i ka ululāʻau e hoʻopakele i ka poʻe hala ʻole. He mea maʻalahi ka moʻolelo, akā paʻakikī ka manawa. ʻAʻole wau e ʻōlelo nui, akā liʻiliʻi. Hiki ke hoʻolilo ʻia kēia i mea ʻohi "kula kahiko" paʻa, akā ʻaʻole hana ma ʻaneʻi.
ʻOi aku a liʻiliʻi paha, ua hoʻolālā ʻia ka pāʻani ma ke ʻano o ka hahau i ka mea āu e ʻike ai (a i ʻole pana) a hoʻokuʻu i nā mea hoʻopaʻa. ʻAʻole naʻe ʻo ia ka mea ʻino loa. ʻO ka mea ʻino loa ka pāʻani. ʻOiai ua hele ka pāʻani ma kahi o ʻeiwa mau mana, ʻaʻole hiki i nā mea kākau ke hoʻololi i nā mana. No laila, inā hewa ʻoe i ka lāʻau hauʻoli ma ka hema, ʻaʻole ʻoe i laki, ʻaʻole e neʻe ʻo Chuck. Ua manaʻo wau he manaʻo paha ia, ʻoiai ʻaʻole e neʻe ʻo Chuck nui e like me ka ʻōlelo a kekahi "kanaka" iā ia, akā no ke aha lākou e kūʻai aku ai? ʻO kekahi kui i loko o ka pahu kupapaʻu manaʻo he mau interludes. Pono pinepine e hoʻohana i ka accelerometer, akā ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu ke loaʻa kahi koho hoʻonohonoho ma nā wahi āpau. Ke moe wale nei ʻoe i lalo, e ʻoki ana i nā ʻenemi, a hiki koke iā ʻoe ke noho i lalo, no ka mea, ʻaʻole ʻoe e hoʻohana i ka tilting hema a me ka ʻākau, akā i luna a i lalo. Hoʻokahi wale nō pihi i hoʻohana ʻia no nā maʻi a pau. No laila, makemake wau e ʻike pehea e hoʻohana ʻia ai nā waiwai i hōʻiliʻili ʻia e Chuck i ka wā o ka pāʻani.
Hoʻolālā ʻia kēlā me kēia pae ma ke kumu o ka hiki ʻana mai ka hema a i ka ʻākau (i kekahi wahi). I kekahi manawa he hakakā me nā koa a i ʻole ka luna nui o ka pae, i kapa ʻia he "paʻakikī", ʻoiai ʻaʻole ʻoiaʻiʻo kēia. ʻAʻole i nīnau mai ka pāʻani iaʻu e pili ana i ka paʻakikī, a he mea ʻakaʻaka, no laila. Aia ʻo Autosave i kēlā me kēia manawa, ʻaʻole ʻoe e hoʻi i hope, ʻoiai inā e pepehi ʻia ʻoe mai kahi mamao loa. Loaʻa iā ia nā mea maikaʻi a me nā hemahema. Ua lanakila ʻoe i ka luna nui o ka pae no ka manawa mua a inā pepehi ʻo ia iā ʻoe, ʻaʻohe mea e hiki mai, aia ʻoe ma hope ona (ʻaʻole pili wale i ka luna o ka pae). ʻOiai he mea ʻoiaʻiʻo ʻaʻole hiki ke make no kahi pae nona ka lōʻihi ma kahi o 2-5 mau minuke, a inā ʻoe e hana, no ka maikaʻi ʻole ka mana.
ʻAʻole wau e hele i nā kikoʻī e pili ana i ka manaʻo o nā pae, akā ʻoiai ʻo ka waiho ʻana i ka ʻākau, a laila e holo ʻoe i kahi mea hou aʻe. Ma loko o kēlā mau minuke 2-5, hoʻolimalima ʻoe ma kahi o ka hapalua minuke e nānā ana i nā ʻenemi e kū ana i mua ou a kamaʻilio pū kekahi i kekahi. 'Ōlelo wau "kekahi mea" no ka mea, nalo wikiwiki aku nā captions i loko o nā ʻōpū ma luna o ko lākou mau poʻo ma mua o ka meaʻai ma ke kauhale ʻo Chile.
Ma ke kiʻi, he awelika ka pāʻani. ʻIke maikaʻi ʻo Chuck i ka unuhi ʻana (ʻoiai ma iPhone 4) a ʻaʻole maikaʻi kekahi mau animation. No ka laʻana, ke hoʻolei ʻo ia i kahi ʻenemi ma ka pale makani o ka iDevice. Akā pinepine ka pilikia. Paʻi ʻoe i kahi pihi, hana ʻo Chuck i kekahi mea, akā ʻaʻole ʻoe i ʻike i ka mea, no ka mea he haunaele ka pale.
ʻOi aku koʻu hoʻopau ʻana i ke kani ma hope o ka pāʻani ʻana no kekahi manawa, no ka mea, ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ke mele ma ke kiʻekiʻe o ka chip AY-3-8910 ma ka ZX Spectre kahiko, me nā kahawai hou aʻe a me he mea lā ʻaʻole i paʻakai ʻia, unreasy. ʻAʻole ia e hōʻike i ka lewa o ka pāʻani, ʻaʻole ia e like me nā mea hehi ʻē aʻe. Paipai wale wau e hoʻopau iā ia.
ʻO ka pilikia liʻiliʻi wale nō ka mālama. I kekahi lā aʻe ua makemake au e hoʻomau a ua hoʻi koke wau i ka pae mua ma mua o ka ʻumikūmālua kahi aʻu i haʻalele ai i nehinei. ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu inā he kūpono ke hele hou i kēia pāʻani.
ʻAʻole wau e hoʻohewa wale. He hoʻokahi waiwai maikaʻi kēia pāʻani. E like me kaʻu i ʻōlelo ai ma ka hoʻomaka, hoʻāʻo ʻo ia e "parody" iā Chuck Norris, no laila ua hoʻopili ʻia me nā ʻōlelo Pelekane e pili ana i kēia pilikua. Hōʻike ʻia kēia ma waena o nā pae a inā make ʻoe. Eia nō naʻe, inā makemake ʻoe e kūʻai i ka pāʻani ma muli o nā hoʻolaha, makemake wau e paipai i kekahi ʻaoʻao e pili ana i nā hoʻolaha e pili ana iā Chuck Norris.
Hoʻokahi mea hou e hoihoi i ka pāʻani a aneane poina iaʻu e haʻi. Hiki iā ʻoe ke kiʻi i ke kiʻi o kekahi, ʻo ia hoʻi ka luna, a laila kau i ke kiʻi ma luna o kou mau ʻenemi, e hoʻolilo i ka pāʻani i mea hoʻonāukiuki maikaʻi. ʻO ka mea pōʻino, ʻaʻole au i hoʻāʻo i kēia hiʻohiʻona, ʻaʻohe oʻu koa.
Hiki i ka pāʻani ke weliweli loa inā hana nā mea hoʻomohala i nā mana a hoʻololi iki i ke mele. Inā, ʻoiai kaʻu ʻōlelo hoʻoholo, makemake ʻoe e kūʻai, hiki iā ʻoe ke hana pēlā no 0,79 euros Eia.
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PS: Inā ʻaʻole wau e kākau i kekahi mea no Jablíčkár, a laila e loaʻa iaʻu ʻo Chuck Norris a hoʻopaʻi iaʻu no kēia loiloi. Hiki iaʻu ke ʻike i kāna kīkē kokoke a ʻaʻole mai ka lewa wale nō.
He hopena maikaʻi ʻo PS i ka ʻatikala .. :-)
Ua pāʻani hoʻi au i kēia pāʻani no ka hoʻāʻo ʻana a makemake nui wau iā ia :) he mea hōʻoluʻolu ia i hoʻohālikelike ʻia i nā pāʻani hana maʻamau, i kaulike ʻia ma ke ʻano o nā kiʻi a me ka ʻike pāʻani :-D e ʻakaʻaka kēia iā ʻoe :)
He aha ka mea like me Chuck Norris a me T-Mobile?
Eia kekahi laʻana http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1E_-lVujMg
Ua hauʻoli wau i ka pāʻani. Makemake nui ʻo M2 i ka pāʻani, he mea hilahila ka pōkole loa
ʻO ka mea pōʻino, ua luhi wau i nā pāʻani e like me ka Final Fight, Double Dragon, a me nā mea ʻē aʻe, ke ʻae lākou i nā emulators mana ma ka AppStore a hiki iaʻu ke "hoʻomanaʻo".